Ego Dialogues

This Sunday's Brightest

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"


Two guys are sitting at a bar. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do.
The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says: "Go home dad, you're drunk."