Explanations for Accidents
Car accidents happen, and people get to answer questions afterwards (if they are lucky). Insurances get involved.
Below is a list of some of the answers given on insurance or accident forms. The list was supposedly published in the Toronto Sun. I have researched a bit and couldn't find it, so.. true or not, it's funny either way. If it's true, then some of these answers are tragical as an "added bonus".
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I thought my window was down, but found out it was up when I put my hand through it.
The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscurring my vision. I did not see the other car.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, Ifound that I had a skull fracture.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.
I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood ofmy car.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front.
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