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April 4th 2008.: Ego Dialogues > The Bright Side > 5 Jokes

5 Jokes

'Mum, can I please change my name right now?' asked Ben.
'But why would you want to do that, dear?' said his mum.
'Because Dad say he's going to spank me as sure as my name's Benjamin!'

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Do you love me?
Of course.
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear.
Lemon meringue pie..

I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin?

I got a lovely kitten for my girlfriend.
I wish I could make a trade like that!

Keywords: humor, joke, funny, man, woman, love, kitten