I got such a good laugh out of these quotes… humor, wisdom and sarcasm combined – brilliant!
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I am at two with nature.
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
if only for financial reasons.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I’d never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.
For some reason I’m more appreciated in France than I am back home.
The subtitles must be incredibly good.